Me: What would you like for dessert? Any requests?
Raechel, blowing in from Palo Alto for all of 48 hours: Ob
1. Set an oven rack in the middle position. Preheat to 350. Spray/butter the bottoms of your cake pans, line greased bottoms with parchment paper (do this) and re-grease, dusting with flour.
2. Cut open 4 of the tea bags and pour their contents into a small bowl. Bring ½ cup of the milk to a strong simmer (scald, don't boil). Pour the hot milk over the tea and let it steep for 5ish minutes. Pour the milk and tea mixture into a fine mesh sieve and strain the milk into a small bowl, pressing on the tea leaves to extract all of the milk. Pour the tea-infused milk into a measuring cup and pour in the remaining milk to make 1 cup. You may not need all of the remaining milk.
2a. If your tea is coarse, pour the contents of the remaining 4 tea bags into a clean spice grinder and grind the leaves to a fine powder. Since Twinings is already fine, I just jabbed at it with my mortar.
3. Using a fork, mix the milk, egg whites, vodka, and extracts together in a bowl and set it aside. These are your wet ingredients.
4. Sift the flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, and ground tea into the bowl of a standing mixer or a large bowl. Using the paddle attachment, mix the dry ingredients together on the lowest speed for 5 seconds. (If using a handheld mixer, stir the dry ingredients with a large spoon.) Add the butter and increase the speed to 2 or mix on low speed of a handheld mixer. Mix until the mixture resembles coarse crumbs. Note: I found these instructions right on, in terms of times and settings.
5. Add all but ½ cup of the wet ingredients and mix at medium speed (6 on a stand mixer) for 1 ½ minutes. Add the remaining ¼ cup and mix for another 30 seconds. Scrape down the sides and mix for another 20 seconds.
6. Divide the batter evenly between the two pans and spread it out to the walls and smooth out the tops. Bang the pans against the counter a few times to even out the batter.
Arrange the pans on the oven rack so that there is at least 3 inches of space around each pan. (This allows for proper air circulation and even baking.) Bake for 23-25 minutes; a toothpick should come out clean.
Let the cakes cool in the pans for 5 minutes, then invert them onto a plane and then onto a cooling rack. Let the cakes cool completely before assembling.
1. Wash and dry the kumquats. Cut them into thin slices (no thicker than 1/8”) and remove all seeds. This will take forever unless you have mad knife skills. Be careful.
2. Bring the sugar and water to a boil in a small saucepan. Boil for 2 minutes, then add the sliced kumquats. When the mixture starts to bubble, reduce the heat to medium and cook until the kumquats are very tender and the mixture is thick, about 20-25 minutes.
3. Strain the mixture over a bowl, pressing on the kumquats to release the syrupy juice. Reserve the kumquats in a bowl and return the syrup to the pan. Cook on medium low until it's reduced by half, about 10-12 minutes. Add the reduced syrup to the kumquats and stir well to combine. Let the marmalade cool completely. You can slow cook the syrup awhile, it'll smell incredible, assuring you you're doing it right. If it doesn't look congealed enough, it should be glossy and spreadable once it's cooled.
1. Add the room temp. egg whites and sugar to the bowl of a standing mixer. Put 1-2” of water in a small saucepan and bring it to a boil. Reduce the heat so that the water simmers. Put the mixer bowl on top of the saucepan and whisk the egg whites and sugar until all of the sugar has dissolved, the mixture becomes opaque, and the temperature reaches about 110 F. (If you don't have a thermometer, make sure that all the sugar is dissolved and that the mixture is very warm – this will take about 3-4 minutes.)
2. Put the bowl on the mixer and, using the whisk attachment, whip the whites for 8 minutes on high speed (mixer speed 10). They whites will be very thick and glossy and the bowl should be completely cool the touch. If the bowl is not cool, continue beating until it is.
3. With the mixer running on high, add the butter to the bowl one piece at a time, waiting until each piece is incorporated before adding the next. After all the butter has been added, continue beating until the mixture becomes very thick and smooth and looks like frosting. Here, as the meringue kind of deflates, it may look very weird before it looks very good.
4. Add the almond extract and mix on medium speed for 10 seconds to fully incorporate. Switch to the paddle attachment and beat briefly on low to remove air bubbles from the frosting.
To assemble, level the completely cool cakes with a serrated knife. Flip the lower layer so it's flat bottom is now the top (where you'll spread the filling). Spread the cool kumquat marmalade all over this lower layer. Top with upper layer. If you're going to decoratively pipe on the cake, reserve about ¾ cup of the buttercream frosting (and if you don't have pastry bags, look at this handy tutorial to Macgyver one from parchment).
You want to start frosting by applying a crumb coat, or a thin, uniform coat of not very much frosting at all that holds in the cake's crumbs and provides an even surface for the pretty coat. Once the crumb coat is applied, put the whole cake in the fridge until the crumb coat is fairly hard...
...at which point, you'll apply the rest of the buttercream with your Wilton spatula, decorate with reserved frosting and whatever else (I'm a piping greenhorn. I did some primitive stars around the cake's border and used a round cookie-cutter to create circles of ground almonds, only to elicit Raechel's excitement for "Mickey Mouse.").
This cake keeps extremely well, refrigerated overnight and removed to come to room temperature - the buttercream should be slightly softened - before serving. And finally, what it actually tastes like, lest the ingredients fail to sell themselves: whether or not you like tea, this cake is moist, textured, fragrant. Herbal. Subtly citrusy, thanks to Earl Grey's bergamot, which marries smoothly with the marmalade, the foil for which is the rich, nutty buttercream. If you've ever enjoyed a vacuumed-sealed plastic cup (or subsisted through college on iced coffee with almond), this entire cake - but particularly its frosting - will smack of bubble tea. Bubble tea! No greater evocation.